“How reassuring." - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen” — Kate Petrella Copy Share Image
“Good to meet you, Patrick," Will said. "And thank you for the...advice." "Oh, just trying to help my girlfriend get the best… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“Then, aided by the booze, like a fool I tossed off one of those throwaway lines that would have been better thrown… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“…the purpose of life is to nurture joy, which involves those aspects of humanity that enrich the soul.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
I laugh a lot in horror films. If I'm scared in a horror film, I try to think about what's scaring me...… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“she found herself looking down on the top of Teenie's head; at a small woollen bobble, in fact, which topped a curious… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We… — James D. Nicoll Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut? Get out of the car.” — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
“In the final round of the game, if your company has admitted women to the play, I do not recommend that you… — James Wallis Copy Share Image
“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I can only do it if there's humour, wit, comedy and drama. If you can get audiences laughing and then suddenly turn… — Nigel Cole Copy Share Image
“It was like... it was like women were made to do that to men. Like men were made with a big soft… — George Bryan Polivka Copy Share Image
A friend of mine was watching TV one day and he just was like, 'I bet you want to do comedy,' and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
It's like life: you have both comedy and drama. There's a balance, and I'm lucky enough to have it in my work. — Carol Kane Copy Share Image
There will be no more protest. No more dissension. No more violence. There will be only one voice. The voice of Ravinia.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
