Humor Quote by S.L.J. Shortt

“but I’m still the child of an abusive alcoholic and we don’t make great parent material.”

— Lisa Gardner

“OK, some people might think he's a degenerate, troublesome, drug dealing, coke dependant, alcoholic, but that doesn't make him a bad person.”

— Peter L Masters

“smoking is bad mmmkaay and and ummmm ummm well untill our 18 mmmkaay”

— mena

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

— Patton Oswalt

“Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the pieces afterward and trying to make up reasons…

— Joe Schreiber

“I lit a cigarette. 'Go ahead, take a smoke,' my father said. 'It won't kill you. Only sadness will.”

— Hannah Lillith Assadi

“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or,…

— Anthony Kiedis

“Why now that he's sober and thoughtful, and living as a good man, does he get in the worst trouble of his life?”

— Louise Erdrich

“I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back.”

— Michka Assayas

“Finally coming to terms with Fathers Day. I blow as a Dad. I get it. No, I'm not an evil, abusive Father, it's just…

— Geoffrey Hill

“I can't believe I'm about to drink with my father- this is wrong on so many levels.”

— Wendy Higgins

“You know, American alcoholics are pretty fucking hard to insult.”

— Augusten Burroughs