Humor Quote by S.L.J. Shortt Download Open image ““You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?”” — S.L.J. Shortt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I suddenly understand why people describe kissing as melting because every square inch of my body dissolves into his. My fingers grip his hair,… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Considering I pretty much melted from a single peck on the cheek, I'm worried that a real kiss would turn me into a quivering… — Sophie Flack Copy Share Image
“Then he kissed me. Which is a bit like saying, "Then the sun exploded and the walls started melting.” — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“See! A hot guy kissed me and I didn’t even care because I love you so much!” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“He cupped my face between his hands, and when our lips touched, his skin felt soft and warm. It was the smallest, gentlest, most… — Antony John Copy Share Image
“I've never kissed you just for show, precious. I'm not about to start now.” — Laurelin Paige Copy Share Image
“I thought I was leading this kiss, but I’m not anymore, because he’s claiming me, tracing his tongue across my top lip, then nipping… — Lauren Blakely Copy Share Image
“You promised me a kiss,” she whispered. “A rash comment in the heat of the moment.” His face was so close she could feel… — Brynn Kelly Copy Share Image
“You haven’t stammered and stuttered in a while now that I think about.” A grin stretches his sexy mouth. “Could someone finally be warming… — Sarina Bowen Copy Share Image
“He crushes his lips to mine. My face is already wet from tears, but the kiss isn’t sweet and romantic. At that moment, it… — Lauren Helms Copy Share Image
“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So, what's the story?" "No story. Just a nightmare.” “Meaning?” “Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!" "It seemed like a good idea at the time...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
