Humor Quote by S.L.J. Shortt Download Open image ““Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!”” — S.L.J. Shortt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Scar tissue
“Your scars only make you dearer to me, reminding me of what a hero you are. My eyes behold the most handsome man in… — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
“We have our agreement about scars, I know, but this time I looked away because sometime you can see too much beauty.” — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
“I once felt shame for the scars upon my skin. Unknowingly ignorant to the beauty they possessed. Those scars tell a story that has… — Danielle Luz Matias Copy Share Image
“Do you know what happens to scar tissue? it's the stongest part of the skin.” — Michael R. Mantell Copy Share Image
“I think that facing your own ugliness... and trying to change yourself-- turning your scars into strengths... is very strong and beautiful.” — Minari Endou Copy Share Image
“Do you know what happens to scar tissue? It’s the strongest part of the skin. —Michael R. Mantell” — Aleatha Romig Copy Share Image
“His face was shockingly handsome,tan and smooth,except for the two healed scars near his right ear and mouth.” — Laura Wright Copy Share Image
“I told you that when you came back I'd kiss you everywhere. That I'd still love everything about you. That your scars are my… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“My scars remind me that I did indeed survive my deepest wounds. That in itself is an accomplishment. And they bring to mind something… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
“No one’s unblemished, we all have our scars—some are just easier to hide. ” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So, what's the story?" "No story. Just a nightmare.” “Meaning?” “Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!" "It seemed like a good idea at the time...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image