Daniel Quote by S.L.J. Shortt Download Open image ““So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?”” — S.L.J. Shortt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Daniel Humor Jericho
“At least you're not being attacked by vampires anymore. That's something.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t have anything to eat back there, would you? Vampire maintenance is fucking hungry work.” — Isabelle Rowan Copy Share Image
“I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Maybe they didn't make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn't want to live forever.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)” — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“I'm so sorry I wasn't here sooner, but you'll have to forgive an old vampire for being a bit rusty in the dreamscape.” — Sara Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Really, honestly. There aren’t vampires out there, are there?” Good grief, she sounded like a love struck teenager. Probably thought they sparkled in the… — Shannon Mayer Copy Share Image
“Vampires and werewolves are simply monsters. They have been cursed because of their many sins.” — K.C. Blake Copy Share Image
“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So, what's the story?" "No story. Just a nightmare.” “Meaning?” “Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!" "It seemed like a good idea at the time...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” he said. Luce felt her lips quiver and her eyes burn. Before she knew what she was doing, she fell into Cam’s… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
You have to be completely in the character, and that's so hard to do. That's why, when they call, 'Cut!,' you often feel yourself… — Janet Montgomery Copy Share Image
I live like in the days of Daniel Boone, hauling water by hand. I used to have two Rolls-Royces. Now I got one. It's… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
I distinctly remember watching Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot, and my parents were discussing the fact that hes an actor. To me,… — Dominique McElligott Copy Share Image
“Finally, he reached his street. It was quiet, blessedly so, and the only sound was his own groan as he lifted his foot to… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
If I could give a shout-out to anything in the childhood world, I have to say 'Daniel Tiger.' I want to write a love… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I'm a film buff and I was keen to find out about the response to Daniel Craig's 007. 'Empire' and 'Hot Dog' had great… — Burn Gorman Copy Share Image
“It's really over." He put his arms around her, pulling her to him. "Now just as long as you don't get tangled up with… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“Daniel 12:3 "...and those who turn the many to righteousness will shine the stars forever.” — Craig Dressler Copy Share Image