Humor Quote by Ellen Dawn Benefield Download Open image ““A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki”” — Ellen Dawn Benefield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Science fiction
“So remember, young miss, when going into space, always bring along your psychic cat.” — Richard Roberts Copy Share Image
“is that death stalking me now? no, it’s only my cat, this time.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of… — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
“I just tried my powers and they didn't do shit for getting us out of here." Falcyn "Mine either, and I was hoping to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” — Dan Greenberg Copy Share Image
“What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat… that is mine. Oh, she’s... ” I had said it was a she, right? “She’s fine. All… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“If you point out the moon to a cat, she probably won’t look at the sky; she’ll come up and sniff your finger.” — Steve Hagen Copy Share Image
“A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do.” — Bill Adler Copy Share Image
“But what about the horses? Have they always had horses here? Captain Herris Serrano Probably. Colonial worlds usually have horses; they're cheap local transportation,self-replicating.… — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
“This live action role playing of D and D is going too far, you know. Larps are insane. You might have been killed. Where… — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
“A purring noise woke him. Something furry was curled on his chest. Jarby opened one eye slowly. Something black, white, buff, and lemon-smelling. He… — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
“What you mons making all the racket about? You wake me again and I’ll put the voodoo hex on you. All you only call… — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
