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“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.” quote by Rachel Dratch — Download Open image

““The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.””

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