“isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“When we were sprung fro the hos[ital, we waited at the elevator with two other couples, who seemed as dazed and clueless… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I'm not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
