Humor Quote by Aisha Tyler Download Open image ““Just give me a second to get my wind back. Who the hell put that pole there?”” — Aisha Tyler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Sometimes, we just have to go where the wind takes us and see where we end up.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. “There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“He's a force of nature. The wind would carry me right back to him.” — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
“Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I: But when the trees bow down their head, The wind is passing by.” — Christina Rossetti Copy Share Image
“If the windmill should prove too formidable, I may see what can be done with the wind.” — Rafael Sabatini Copy Share Image
“If the wind blew just a little harder up from the wide slope below me, I would walk up on its wings and leave… — Harper Fox Copy Share Image
“Wind blows. You can set a wall against it, you can build up a windmill. The choice is yours” — Russ Copy Share Image
“The wind picks up, but instead of putting his sweatshirt back on, he just fits the hood over his head. As he walks forward,… — Robin Roe Copy Share Image
I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it,… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit. — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
And I was the only black kid in my school for almost all of my childhood, until I was a teenager. So imagine, if… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
