Humor Quote by Beth Harbison

“Still, how I nearly felt. In the midst of all that looking.”

— David Markson

“You are so gosh damn beautiful in here," he said, tapping my chest, "that what's here," he spoke, running the side of his hand…

— Fisher Amelie

“them over a barrel. I don’t know”

— Alan McDermott

“I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.”

— Ilona Andrews

“I force a smile and hold up my hand, which must end up looking like some sort of strange, leery wince, like I've just…

— Craig Silvey

“Look what I shot.” Gale holds up a loaf of bread with an arrow stuck in it, and I laugh.”

— Suzanne Collins

“exhausted. Still sober though, and that was a start for now. I squinted down the high street, left then right. Not a soul. I…

— Dylan Jones

“grumbled a curse and grabbed my gun, sliding back the muzzle and chambering a round.”

— Bella Forrest

“Then my rescuer turned to look at me and I felt his eyes reach right down into my guts and tangle them up in…

— April White

“Is that what I think it is?" - Colt "Plastic explosives." - Oz "You have stuff like that lying around your house?" - Colt…

— Jon S. Lewis

“Oh, and hey—” She gestured at her hole in my head. I’m still happy about that.”

— Marissa Meyer

“I'm pretty short-tempered, you butthead. But I guess I gotta wait a little while before I can blow up at yah.”

— Kaori Yuki