Humor Quote by Curtis Sittenfeld

“Having kids sent a tornado through your marriage, then made you happy for the devastation. Even if you could rebuild everything just the way…

— Rainbow Rowell

“You shoulda married someone, a whole lot more like you-- drink coffee in the little cafes, and you could go out shopping too. I…

— Greg Brown

“I was flying home from LA and all of a sudden I looked out at the clouds and I realized, Jesus we are really…

— Suzanne Finnamore

“Marriage is like working in a coal mine. You hack away in the dark, day after day, busting rock, and you think you're not…

— Adriana Trigiani

“Marriage is a journey of disasters, only to fall in love all over again, with the person that rescues you each time.”

— Shannon L. Alder

“Our time together feels like a storm, like a wild wind and rain, like something too big to handle but too powerful to escape.”

— Ally Condie

“Marriage came with storms and rocks.  He’d watched his parents long enough to know that.  Sometimes the outside world threw problems at you—and sometimes…

— Debora Geary

“One of these days, our lives will become boring. We’re going to be sitting on a couch together, asking each other repeatedly, ‘What’s for…

— Aly Martinez

“Granted, there are a lot of folks whose fires die out, I get that, but I also think there are a lot of couples…

— Charles Martin

“Everybody gets married. It's something you have to do, like dying.”

— Rita Mae Brown

“I have loved you with all my life, and you've agreed to be my loving wife. Now I'll forever cherish our vows in my…

— Alon Calinao Dy

“No marriage is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella if they huddle close.”

— Samuel Britten