Humor Quote by Carla Kelly Download Open image ““Oh, dear, she thought, this is probably more democracy than an Englishman can stand.”” — Carla Kelly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“If England wants a happy, well-fed aristocracy, she mustn't have wars. She can't have it both ways.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There was something called democracy. As though men were more than physico-chemically equal.” — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“Democracy is like a great play. It lasts more than one act. You must be patient,” — Michael Dobbs Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seems that everybody in the world is in favor of democracy, just as long as it gives them the result they want.” — Jack Lessenberry Copy Share Image
“Better be dead than living without nobility. I'm an Englishman, a man of manners.” — Deepak Rana Copy Share Image
“It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.” — Steve Merrick Copy Share Image
“He asked nothing better than to kill an Englishman. He had accounts to settle with the bastards.” — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
“Why did she want to stay in England? Because the history she was interested in had happened here, and buried deep beneath her analytical… — Elizabeth Aston Copy Share Image
“...you know as well as I do that, individually, the English are very estimable and frequently generous, but that, once banded together to form… — Maurice Dekobra Copy Share Image
“And just as many are going to want to see you succeed,” he interrupted. “Yes, of course.” She waved her hand to brush that… — Megan Frampton Copy Share Image
“That was laughter-a natural eruption of good humor that occurs when people are amused.” — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“You’re a rare one, Miss Hampton,” was all he said. “Too bad you will not last.” He talks as though he has murdered and… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“It takes a little practice, I think, for most females.” “No, Jess, I’m a woman,” she said. “Females are medical.” He laughed. “So right,… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“The city gate opened when she and Harper reached the causeway. Her mind barely registered the new walls and the number of soldiers lining… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“[S]omeone else is breathing in here besides me, and I don’t think Tim the cowman dabs . . . lily of the valley, is… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“Oh, well, she decided as her eyes began to close, it is better to love foolishly than to hate bitterly. I hope I am… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“I know better than most men that she is a conglomerate of skin, blood, tissue, bones, muscles and nerves, but only look how nicely… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“The woman opened her eyes. “I can’t feel my feet.” Panic filled her voice now. “Just hold on, Mrs. Mason,” he told her, touched… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
