Asks Quote by Henny Youngman

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

— Henny Youngman

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

— Henny Youngman

“The Jewish Question? Thats a hell of a thing to ask!”

— Adolf Hitler

2 Jews walk in to a bar……………… not in my country

— Hunter Herndon

“Why, Uncle?” Jacob asked. “Why are they doing this?” Abruptly, Avi pulled the Adler around a corner onto a street that, for the moment…

— Joel C. Rosenberg

On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking…

— Kirk Douglas

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

— Jeff Dunham

“Krauthammer’s Law: Everyone is Jewish until proven otherwise. I’ve had a fairly good run with this one.”

— Charles Krauthammer

You go outside with me right now, we'll ask twelve people on the street what they think about Jews. And all I need's one.

— Roy Payne

My father said, "Okay, enough with the Jewish school." He put me into a public school and he said, "If you are the first…

— Chantal Akerman

“I had already taken a step toward their house, but then Father said, 'No, not there. They're hiding Jews.'" Christ!" exclaimed Anton, slapping his…

— Harry Mulisch

The Jews are always up for a laugh.

— Bryan Fogel