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It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I, who were both Jewish, were going over to identify the remains of a man who was…

— Michael Baden

“One last thing I remember which was like a portent of things to come. We had been having tea in Dr Jordan’s house in…

— Agatha Christie

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

— Henny Youngman

“With a satisfied groan, Sam leaned back against his chair, his hands on his protruding gut. “Ling. How would your mother feel about a…

— Libba Bray

On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking…

— Kirk Douglas

“During the night, angels stared down through the stars into Jacob's world. They watched him sleep. They commented on the way his body folded…

— Noah BenShea

“You know there are no Jews working for me. Not one. I won’t hire them.' He sounded proud of the ugly fact.”

— Elizabeth Garden

“It took just an ordinary stick to free the Jewish people.”

— Euginia Herlihy

It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I,who were both Jewish, were going over toidentify the remains of a man who was soanti-Semitic.

— Michael Baden

“7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law He ought to die (spoke of the Jewish Sanhedrin, the Ruling Body…

— Jimmy Swaggart

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

— Jeff Dunham

“To be honest with you, I’ve always felt a little Jewish.” “You have an aversion to shellfish and German opera?” “I was speaking in…

— Daniel Silva