You are either the best. Or you are the worst. There is no in between. — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup? — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
The more hard lessons you can learn vicariously rather than through your own hard experience, the better. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The first play I did was a funny one called 'The School for Wives', by Moliere. We were wearing the ugliest wigs… — Ng Chin Han Copy Share Image
I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, youll become happy; if you get a bad one, youll become a… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, Im convinced that I would not be friends with me if I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the person I like doesn't text back fast, I either think I didsomething wrong or they are talking to someone better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I have in my power, that is my own. So long as I assert myself as holder, I am the proprietor… — Max Stirner Copy Share Image
I wrote a book called 'Yoga for Regular Guys.' We made the title of the book funny, but it was actually super… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
I was no longer the centre of my life and therefore I could see God in everything. — Venerable Bede Copy Share Image
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan - it was a graduation requirement. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.' — Jeremiah Copy Share Image
Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. — Danny McGoorty Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be… — Frank Abagnale Copy Share Image
