Cats Quote by Robert A. Heinlein Download Open image ““The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.”” — Robert A. Heinlein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cats Funny Humor Kittens
“I'll murder a basketful of kittens in a playground full of kindergarteners if it will send me to hell to be by your side.” — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“And what cats have to tell on each return from hell is this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what… — Alastair Reed Copy Share Image
“Hell is the incapacity to be other than the creature one finds oneself ordinarily behaving as.” — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“Kittens HAVE to be drowned, I admit, or the world would be overrun. But no decent, grown-up cat should be done to death --… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“No matter what dreadful things happened at least there were still cats in the world.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
“i look back on my life and it seems to me to be just one damned kitten after another” — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.” — Shirley Rousseau Murphy Copy Share Image
Social responsibility above the level of family, or at most of tribe, requires imagination-- devotion, loyalty, all the higher virtues -- which a man… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
My folks tried to make a preacher of me and missed by a narrow margin… I would have made a good one if I… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
If we blow ourselves up we will do it by misapplication of science; if we manage to keep from blowing ourselves up, it will… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Some people are ants by nature; they have to work, even when it’s useless. Few people have a talent for constructive laziness.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“The instinct to survive is human nature itself, and every aspect of our personalities derives from it. Anything that conflicts with the survival instinct acts sooner or later to eliminate the individual and thereby fails to show up in future generations. . . . A scientifically verifiable theory of morals must be rooted in the individual's instinct to survive--and nowhere… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share
“I tried to dig out of the computer a call directory for Luna. But it was still sulking. I could not get it to list its own directory. So I tried some test problems on it. It insisted that 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999… When I tried to get it to admit that 4 = 2 + 2, it became angry and claimed that 4 = 3.141592653589793238462643383279... So I gave up.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
I liked Cats as a kid, now its hard to say. I dont live in New York anymore so dont see so many. — Katherine Moennig Copy Share Image
“The next day, Trixie pawed Maddie awake, patting her arm gently. “I’m up,” Maddie groaned, blinking sleep out of her eyes. “Mrrow.” Trixie peered… — Jinty James Copy Share Image
“So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline's spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or requests a… — Christopher S. Wren Copy Share Image
“In the morning, when she wishes me to wake, she crouches on my chest, and pats my face with her paw. Or, if I am on my side, she crouches looking into my face. Soft, soft touches of her paw. I open my eyes, say I don't want to wake. I close my eyes. Cat gently pats my eyelids. Cat… — Doris Lessing Copy Share
“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty… — Jael McHenry Copy Share Image
My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu Copy Share Image
“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and… — Mark Twain Copy Share
When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk my life… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
“It was why no sane cat allowed kits to come anywhere near human beings. Humans seemed to feel that it was perfectly acceptable to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
