Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Ever since I was little, I loved soup! Whether I was sick or had a bad day, my momma would always make me soup! — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
In that intensely busy time of children and work, soup became my stalwart friend and I learned its true value. Anyone who's been there… — Anna Thomas Copy Share Image
I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Look, getting bullied in school and coming home crying in the rain and my mom making me a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup with… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
As a child, I'd help my mum cook, and it was ridiculous - she had the correct gadget or utensil for everything. 'Stop! Don't… — Kelis Copy Share Image
I had to cook when I left my parents' house at 18. I was hanging out in the punk scene, and didn't have a… — Marky Ramone Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
