Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, yeah trick or treat. Now shut the hell up and give me the damn candy! — Justin Lee Riner Copy Share Image
Dear cool people, too bad they didn't name a candy after you. sincerely, nerds — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster… — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My boy Lollipop you make my heart go giddyup. You are as sweet as candy. You're my sugar dandy. — Millie Small Copy Share Image
Halloween is Satanic! If candy is satanic, then I'm the devil. — bathroom Wall During October Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
