My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't think that 'No Man's Land' is a comedy. I think that it's a serious film with a good sense of… — Danis Tanovic Copy Share Image
Not saying I want to be behind the wheel but I swear some people need to be hit by cars might knock… — Serenity C Copy Share Image
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.” — Stephen Emond Copy Share Image
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Look, I'll do anything. I wanna do everything. I'll probably do a travel show at some point, I'd love to do some… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“One morning she happened upon a bit of cloth decorated with pictures of little red squirrels carrying small, brown,nutsacks,and she nearly fainted… — Cynthia Rylant Copy Share Image
“I hear everything he’s saying, but mentally I’m picturing a sword hidden in my body like some medieval tampon, and suddenly, I’m… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“The one-eyed man stood helplessly by. "I'll help ya if ya want," he said. "Know what that son-of-a-bitch done? He come by… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Would you have references?" "I'm awfully sorry but I haven't. I just arrived in New York, and don't know a soul. Except… — Jack Finney Copy Share Image
“its pretty warm out here for a coat.' Jessica said, an eyebrow lifted at him. 'i'm willing to suffer for style.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Hello smart girl. Would you like to talk to me about Great Expectations?” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno.” — Alexandria Rhodes Copy Share Image
“. . . I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.” — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I used to act in college, but always comedy. Didn't do [William] Shakespeare - did Ben Jonson. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.” — Melodie Campbell Copy Share Image
“Actually, no," Shallan said. "I'm just fond of hyperbole." "I'm not," he said. "It's a real bastard to spell" "Kabsal!” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Have you noticed that the rain stopped the instant I had a roof above me? It will start again now that I'm… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“For how long would I be trapped in the condition of melancholy without going insane?” — Neda Aria Copy Share Image
You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The comedy of class, played so straight, is a wonderful thing for an actor to sink their teeth into. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar. — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
When I was at the interview asked how I cope with life's difficulties, I said that saving sense of humor. I'm not… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
“Jasnah didn’t want to merely prove her points. She wanted to drive them right into your skull, with a flourish and a… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
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