Janelle James

Mostly, I watch YouTube.

— Janelle James

I love physical comedy.

— Janelle James

Kids are just very blunt.

— Janelle James

I try to type how I speak.

— Janelle James

Comedy is hard.

— Janelle James

I did a lot of everything to pay my rent.

— Janelle James

People with no sense of humor, I feel so bad for them.

— Janelle James

I was attracted to getting to play a bigger personality.

— Janelle James

I feel like I have good taste.

— Janelle James

I mean, I feel like everything I say is funny.

— Janelle James

I do my makeup for Zooms now. I've learned that lesson.

— Janelle James

I would love to learn to play all instruments.

— Janelle James

I will not ask people to fund my ridiculous dreams.

— Janelle James

I'm a quote-unquote public figure. But I'd just like to maintain my privacy for certain things for as long as possible.

— Janelle James

I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not.

— Janelle James

I'm thrilled to be part of a series that is as silly and fun as I am.

— Janelle James

I'll maybe write a book - I wish people read more. But I don't know about developing and starring in a show…

— Janelle James

It's supposedly difficult to work with kids, but if you just remember that they're kids, you're chill.

— Janelle James

I read a lot of pilots and I've tried to write some of my own - it's very hard.

— Janelle James

I don't have a story about how when I was a kid I wanted to do comedy.

— Janelle James

I've taught Zumba; I've cooked; I used to make my own clothes.

— Janelle James

Everybody's gone through things, and I think the point of comedy is to talk about those things in a humorous way so…

— Janelle James

I have realized that the more private you are, the more people will want to know, or maybe assume about you if…

— Janelle James

I'm not ashamed of my age or anything like that, but for women - and everybody knows it and acts like they…

— Janelle James

I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to…

— Janelle James

Look, I'll do anything. I wanna do everything. I'll probably do a travel show at some point, I'd love to do some…

— Janelle James

I don't think of politics as some different subject I have to approach cautiously. My 'act' is me and my thoughts and…

— Janelle James

He's done enough for me. He didn't make my career or anything. I was never close with Chris Rock. We went on…

— Janelle James

I'm just trying to build an organic fan base. A lot of the people who follow me have been following me since…

— Janelle James

Hosting a game show is like a novel way to watch relationships either blossom or fall apart in real time based on…

— Janelle James

It's probably naive of me, but when I read this pilot of 'Abbott,' I knew it was gonna go. Whether I'm there…

— Janelle James

I enjoy Chris Rock. Bill Burr. Wanda Sykes. I enjoy the legends. But no one is like Richard Pryor. Before I knew…

— Janelle James

One thing I always say about my mom is we were so poor, but she always made sure that we got whatever…

— Janelle James

I like the old way of celebrity where you only saw them when they had projects to promote. You saw them do…

— Janelle James

I really struggle with discipline.

— Janelle James

Having someone else write for you is cake!

— Janelle James

If you don't like your therapist, find another.

— Janelle James

Every time I smile, I look like I'm up to something.

— Janelle James

No downsides to the bidet. Everyone should have one.

— Janelle James

I'll turn down money over experience any day.

— Janelle James