Yogi Berra

“Okay you guys, pair up in threes!”

— Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.

— Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

— Yogi Berra

Every time I see him, he's not there.

— Yogi Berra

“It ain't over until it's over”

— Yogi Berra

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

— Yogi Berra

Half the game is 90% mental.

— Yogi Berra

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

— Yogi Berra

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

— Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

— Yogi Berra

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

— Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

— Yogi Berra

“When you get to the fork in the road…take it!”

— Yogi Berra

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

— Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

— Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

— Yogi Berra

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

— Yogi Berra

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

— Yogi Berra

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em?…

— Yogi Berra

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

— Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

— Yogi Berra

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think…

— Yogi Berra

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a…

— Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.

— Yogi Berra

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going…

— Yogi Berra

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said…

— Yogi Berra

I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited…

— Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After…

— Yogi Berra

Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy…

— Yogi Berra

I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him…

— Yogi Berra

I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball…

— Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make…

— Yogi Berra

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers.…

— Yogi Berra

If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit…

— Yogi Berra

Swing at the strikes.

— Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

— Yogi Berra

The future isn't what is used to be.

— Yogi Berra

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

— Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

— Yogi Berra

Little things are big.

— Yogi Berra