Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team. — Nikki Glaser Collaboration Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. — Nikki Glaser Abandonment Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
There's actually a thing called Wikifeet that's the Wikipedia of celebrity girls' feet. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Up until recently, I've said, 'I don't notice the sexism in the industry.' — Nikki Glaser Industry Copy Share Image
Some of my favorites include 'Walking the Room' and 'Never Not Funny' and 'FitzDog Radio', Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad… — Nikki Glaser City Copy Share Image
I love what I do, but living in one place for an entire year and not being on the road constantly was… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm in a relationship and have never been on Tinder as a single woman, but from what I have seen, I think… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't… — Nikki Glaser Body Copy Share Image
My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have… — Nikki Glaser Beautiful Copy Share Image
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's… — Nikki Glaser Children Copy Share Image
My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser Idiot Copy Share Image
I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better. — Nikki Glaser Complimentary Copy Share Image
I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning. — Nikki Glaser Beginning Copy Share Image
My boyfriend and I have finally learned how to embrace confrontation as something that will only help us as a couple. — Nikki Glaser Help Copy Share Image
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled. — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
