Douglas Adams

“Ow! My brains!”

— Douglas Adams

Earth: mostly harmless

— Douglas Adams

We’ll meet the meat.

— Douglas Adams

Time is bunk.

— Douglas Adams

Reality is hopelessly inaccurate.

— Douglas Adams

What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

— Douglas Adams

Anything that happens, happens.

— Douglas Adams

“Marvin flashed her an electronic look.”

— Douglas Adams

In an infinite Universe anything can happen.

— Douglas Adams

“I see", said Arthur Dent. He didn't.”

— Douglas Adams

The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis.

— Douglas Adams

“I could have more fun in cat litter.”

— Douglas Adams

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber”

— Douglas Adams

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

— Douglas Adams

“I wasn’t in the universe, I was in England, a point that has been made to me before.”

— Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

— Douglas Adams

“...was friend the word? He seemed more like a succession of extraordinary events than a person.”

— Douglas Adams

Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.

— Douglas Adams

Technology is the name we give to stuff that doesn't work properly yet

— Douglas Adams

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.

— Douglas Adams

The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And…

— Douglas Adams

“Here’s an interesting little notion. Did you realize that most people’s lives are governed by telephone numbers?”

— Douglas Adams

How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate…

— Douglas Adams

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.

— Douglas Adams

“One, a young man, was tall, thin and angular; even muffled inside a heavy dark coat he walked a little like an…

— Douglas Adams

She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a…

— Douglas Adams

“As if relationships between people were susceptible to the same laws that governed the relationships between atoms and molecules.”

— Douglas Adams

“He suddenly remembered the tape he had taken from Susan’s answering machine, and hoped to God there wasn’t anything more important in…

— Douglas Adams

Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be…

— Douglas Adams

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded…

— Douglas Adams

Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any…

— Douglas Adams

“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value…

— Douglas Adams

I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a…

— Douglas Adams

“His mouth started to speak, but his brain decided it hadn't got anything to say yet and shut it again. His brain…

— Douglas Adams

“They found a coin and helped him to the telescope. He complained and insulted them, but they helped him look at each…

— Douglas Adams

The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils,"…

— Douglas Adams

I think the idea of art kills creativity.

— Douglas Adams

Who is this god person anyway?

— Douglas Adams

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

— Douglas Adams

“Hey, er, hand me the raprod, Plate Captain.” The”

— Douglas Adams