Idiot Quotes

The law is an ass, an idiot.

— Charles Dickens

“Who called the idiot brigade?”

— Natsuki Takaya

I am a self-destructive idiot.

— Swara Bhaskar

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

— William P. Young

“I'm a complete idiot".”

— Burak Alkan Chester

I'm not an idiot.

— Anonymous

How can I lose to such an idiot?

— Aaron Nimzovich

“Mina was an idiot.”

— Chanda Hahn

I'm an idiot. I'm not an actor. I'm just Lee.

— Lee Evans

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

— Alethea Kontis

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

— Maurice Sendak

You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

— Veronica Roth

We're never going to write an 'American Idiot' song.

— Luke Hemmings

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

— William Shakespeare

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

— John McEnroe

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

— Janeane Garofalo

Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.

— Robert E. Sherwood

Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none.

— John Donne

The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must…

— Anonymous

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

— Jim Butcher

I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.

— Kid Rock

“I’m an idiot for thinking that one performance would change anything. Maybe I should stop writing songs and start writing fiction.”

— Elizabeth Eulberg

My Heart is an Idiot...never listens to me... it always listen to my GF and leaves me ALONE…

— Anonymous

“Brains and brawn. Impressive. And here i thought you were just a dumb jock.”

— JB Salsbury

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while…

— Christina Grimmie

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and…

— Cathy Cassidy

We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local…

— Ray Bradbury

Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under…

— Walter Cunningham

“Because I was an idiot for thinking things could be different. For thinking you were a fluke. For thinking my life could…

— Tahereh Mafi

“His lips rise. “I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like a complete prick.” I think…

— Krista Ritchie

“Ugly on the inside!" she'd screamed. "I could never love you!" She truly hadn't fallen for him. For him. Which indicated that…

— Kresley Cole

“If culture did not filter, it would be inane — as inane as the formless, boundless Internet is on its own. And…

— Umberto Eco

Essentially, no one can control what other people think of the final outcome. Once it's done, the audience will like it or…

— Matt Ross

Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you…

— Rachel Caine

Very few movies remain in public memory as landmark films, and I want to see whether '3 Idiots' will be up there…

— Boman Irani

Bureaucracy has murdered people in the greater New Orleans area and bureaucracy needs to stand trial before Congress today. So I'm asking…

— Aaron Broussard

“I thought you of all people would understand.” “Understand what? Being an idiot?” That seems to surprise him enough to add something…

— Amanda Bouchet

William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole…

— Gena Showalter

Even now if I see someone working out, in great shape, like a 40-year-old guy with his shirt off jogging I always…

— Judd Apatow

Just supposing," he said, "just supposing" --he didn't know what was coming next, so he thought he'd just sit back and listen--"that…

— Douglas Adams