The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I always hoped I'd end up playing a lot cooler roles. I do end up playing quite a lot of idiot savants,… — Kris Marshall Copy Share Image
“Dammit, Gage. What the hell were you thinking?” “I wasn’t,” he shouts. “I was upset she wanted to stay, and I lost… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Tristan shifted his gaze back to Lydia. “Call Dr. Sheldon and ask him where that useless idiot is.” Behind him, someone cleared… — Alessandra Hazard Copy Share Image
I've certainly never liked the idea of being put in a box. I loved being part of shows like 'American Idiot' and… — Joshua Henry Copy Share Image
I've always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I'm quite likeable. But people who make up their… — Jonathan King Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange… — A Josland Copy Share Image
“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you… — Various Copy Share Image
“Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other,"… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Yesterday when we went over the plan again and again, I never thought about Grandad showing up. Because I'm an idiot, basically--an… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you listen to me on the field, or when you listen to me on the morning of the game, you'd… — Ravichandran Ashwin Copy Share Image
You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just… — Nia Vardalos Copy Share Image
Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's… — Jeanne Birdsall Copy Share Image
“I’m an idiot. I’m ten times an idiot. God, I could just die.” Then I forged ahead because the last comment was… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“You must think I'm a complete idiot right? That I'm just some doormat who'll wait for you on the sidelines forever? That… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the… — Anne Sullivan Copy Share Image
I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
It's not Islam, it's extremism in general, that is such a crock and that does a disservice to the people of America… — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
“Adela you are as smart as a boy.” This remark stung, because if it meant that I was as smart as my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This disease they call 'rap' - some kind of rhythmic pulse is going by, while some sociopathic idiot is belching out grade… — Frank Sinatra, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when… — Chloe Grace Moretz Copy Share Image
Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
As long as I'm surrounded by people, love, and fun - 'cause my friends are the silliest idiots in the world and… — Connor Franta Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't be held responsible for my acts, since I was a political idiot, an artist who could not distinguish between reality… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
When these idiot rightwingers start complaining about poetry being political, I'm fond of reciting Sappho to them, who excluded men from her… — Sam Hamill Copy Share Image