What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right? — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Um,' he said, because she was smiling at him and he was an idiot.” — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. — Bram Cohen Copy Share Image
I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot. — Domhnall Gleeson Copy Share Image
I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language! — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
'American Idiot' is not only one of my favorite albums of all time, it's become an anthem of a generation. — Tom Kitt Copy Share Image
I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius. — Ashley Montagu Copy Share Image
I was never plunked in front of an idiot box because my parents had other things to do. — Cree Summer Copy Share Image
There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot. — James M. Loy Copy Share Image
Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I… — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say -… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“You want me to marry Paul? But he is a moron and an idiot! He hasn't learned to fight properly, and he… — Katharina Gerlach Copy Share Image
“It's not that there is more stupidity. It just has more intrusive ways of presenting itself. It used to be, you could… — Tom Levine Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Elene gasped and sat up. "Kylar Thaddeus Stern!" Kylar giggled. "Thaddeus? That's a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once." "So did… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Ask her what she craved, and she'd get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music. Plants and the seasons.… — Charles Frazier Copy Share Image
That's the argument of flexibility and it goes something like this: The Constitution is over 200 years old and societies change. It… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
When I met Harrison Ford I just kept thinking: "At what point do I break out my Star Wars memorabilia? When is… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
