“Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you’re an idiot.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I could’ve fallen for someone steady. Dependable. Well-grounded. But nooo, I had to lose my head over this idiot.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer. — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state? — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Don't argue with an idiot,because he would drag you down to his level and beat you with experience — Perpetual Uche Copy Share Image
“And how can one love two at once? With two different kinds of love? That’s interesting . . . poor idiot” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Ready or not! Before I can stop him, Max races toward the bed and dives on top of us. Oh! Oh it… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!”.He grabs my hips and pumps his toward mine.“Oh,Dante! You’re so hot when you seal souls.” I shove… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man - if he is the father of… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Everyone thought my son had zero value. You would take one look at his school records, and you'd think he was the… — Leigh Anne Tuohy Copy Share Image
Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I think the second you rule anything out is the second you end up doing them and then you look like an… — Gareth Edwards Copy Share Image
I think it's much better to have your eyes open, but on the other hand, of course it can do harm if… — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
Boys do not have the language skills of little girls. Boys go to school feeling like idiots. We wonder why fifty-six percent… — Paul Orfalea Copy Share Image
Hughes: (Talking for Mustang) 'I won't allow you to die under my jurisdiction because it'd be a pain to clean up the… — Hiromu Arakawa Copy Share Image
Some people just think utopians are idiots who are imagining rivers of candy and not really engaging with the world's ills, and… — Christine Jennings Copy Share Image
It's the typical mid-life crisis kind of thing, where you just stop and wonder, 'Should I go back to university and get… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
When I teach criticism, the first thing I say, and this sometimes pisses off younger - I mean, students, is that, opinions… — Gary Giddins Copy Share Image
You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think it's funny because on 'Glee Project,' there's that added pressure, but with 'Glee,' there's no element of competition. No one's… — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
