'Vietnam Veedu' is nothing if you compare Nagesh's other works. He is the definition of humor in India. — Y. G. Mahendran Copy Share Image
“I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin," Beranabus grunts.” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“...they didn’t think there was anything very odd in anyone being a little odd.” — James Hilton Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't be surprised. Catholicism is the ultimate loophole religion (sin, confess, repeat), so it makes sense that a priest would know… — Marc Acito Copy Share Image
“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I always stayed away from political commentary. First of all, I didn't feel entitled. What I may feel about a candidate, I'm… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“He’d wanted them to be happy for him, but not this happy. Not this surprised. He hadn’t realized that everyone—even Troy, who… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Once again, to the ladies out there—here’s a fact for you: Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty-four-seven. The exact… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because worrying is bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
It's safe to say I'm a comedy nerd. I listen to so many podcasts. I just love to laugh. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
“Our sense of humor," said Mother, her eyes pooled with laughing tears. "They can't take that away from us, right?” — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“Day one of school and he was already improving life for his host. What a great parasite he was.” — Charleigh Frederick Copy Share Image
'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!' — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.” — Cheryl Nielsen Copy Share Image
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician. — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.” — John Green Copy Share Image
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!” — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
I think comedy's just about being interested in comedy and what makes people laugh and experimenting. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Humor is the easiest to achieve; the 'heart' is always the toughest, because you can't tell people to feel a certain way. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
“I cringed as the band oozed into the next chord. If notes were cars, I think there was a D major under… — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
“It’s hardly the time for sense, I should think, since nonsense has been serving us so well” — E.J. Patten Copy Share Image
“On the other hand, when you grow up you will discover that some of the people in this world never passed beyond… — Hendrik Willem van Loon Copy Share Image
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