Lewis Carroll

Why, what a temper you are in!

— Lewis Carroll

“It isn’t respectable to beg”

— Lewis Carroll

“Who Stole the Tarts?”

— Lewis Carroll

“By-the-bye, what became of the baby?”

— Lewis Carroll

Is Life itself a dream, I wonder?

— Lewis Carroll

“I wish I hadn't cried so much!”

— Lewis Carroll

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.

— Lewis Carroll

We haven't any and you're too young.

— Lewis Carroll

He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream, too.

— Lewis Carroll

“How long is forever? Sometimes just one second”

— Lewis Carroll

I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.

— Lewis Carroll

Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.

— Lewis Carroll

You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

— Lewis Carroll

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

— Lewis Carroll

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

— Lewis Carroll

“Well that's it: if you don't think, you shouldn't talk!”

— Lewis Carroll

“It is the one of the great secrets of life that those things are most worth doing,we do for others.”

— Lewis Carroll

“I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I…

— Lewis Carroll

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember…

— Lewis Carroll

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always…

— Lewis Carroll

she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The…

— Lewis Carroll

I'll be judge, I'll be jury,' said cunning old Fury: 'I'll try the whole cause, and condemn you to death.

— Lewis Carroll

'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!'

— Lewis Carroll

'And how, who am I? I will remember, if I can! I'm determined to do it!' But being determined didn't help much...

— Lewis Carroll

One day, Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. 'Which road to I…

— Lewis Carroll

“I've had nothing yet,'Alice repilied in an offended tone, 'so I can't takr more.' 'You mean you can't take less.' said the…

— Lewis Carroll

“The Jury had each formed a different view Long before the indictment was read And they all spoke at once so that…

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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be…

— Lewis Carroll

“To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of…

— Lewis Carroll

In the midst of the word he was trying to say In the midst of his laughter and glee, He had softly…

— Lewis Carroll

It’s a miserable story!” said Bruno. “It begins miserably, and it ends miserablier. I think I shall cry. Sylvie, please lend me…

— Lewis Carroll

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone,…

— Lewis Carroll

Come, my child," I said, trying to lead her away. "Wish good-bye to the poor hare, and come and look for blackberries."…

— Lewis Carroll

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say…

— Lewis Carroll

“She waited for some time without hearing anything more: at last came a rumbling of little cart-wheels, and the sound of a…

— Lewis Carroll

Whenever the horse stopped (which it did very often), he fell off in front; and, whenever it went on again (which it…

— Lewis Carroll

“I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. 'I must be getting somewhere near the centre of…

— Lewis Carroll

“She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to…

— Lewis Carroll

“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday--but never jam to-day.' 'It MUST come sometimes to "jam to-day,"' Alice objected. 'No, it…

— Lewis Carroll

“I have a fairy by my side Which says I must not sleep, When once in pain I loudly cried It said…

— Lewis Carroll