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Craig Ferguson

(1962) Stand-up Comedian United States

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Craig Ferguson admits he blew his first film and swears never to repeat that mistake. He jokes about questioning the status quo and about people asking how many times they hit rock bottom. He also celebrates quirky things like a pilot’s license and a stolen van, mixing humor with honest self‑critique.

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Craig Ferguson is a stand-up comedian from the United States, best known for Valentine Simmes printer to Drayton, Shakespeare.

Quick Facts About Craig Ferguson

Born
May 17, 1962
Nationality
United States
Profession
Stand-up Comedian
Notable works
Valentine Simmes printer to Drayton, Shakespeare

About Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson is a Scottish and American actor, comedian, writer and television host. He hosted the CBS late-night talk show The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), for which he won a Peabody Award for his interview with South African archbishop Desmond Tutu in 2009. He is currently the host of Scrabble (2026–present) on The CW Network.

Awards & Honors

Great Immigrants Award

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