Thinking Quotes by Craig Ferguson

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

— Craig Ferguson

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

— Craig Ferguson

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

— Craig Ferguson

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

— Craig Ferguson

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

— Craig Ferguson

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

— Craig Ferguson

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

— Craig Ferguson

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

— Craig Ferguson

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World…

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I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well.…

— Craig Ferguson

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out…

— Craig Ferguson

The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think…

— Craig Ferguson

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think…

— Craig Ferguson

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

— Craig Ferguson

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the…

— Craig Ferguson

This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people…

— Craig Ferguson

I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's…

— Craig Ferguson

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to…

— Craig Ferguson

I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…

— Craig Ferguson

Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that…

— Craig Ferguson

Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them.…

— Craig Ferguson

I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I…

— Craig Ferguson

A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should…

— Craig Ferguson

When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break…

— Craig Ferguson

I think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. And I know I kind of want…

— Craig Ferguson

I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that,…

— Craig Ferguson

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

— Craig Ferguson

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means…

— Craig Ferguson

My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…

— Craig Ferguson

I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at…

— Craig Ferguson

You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then…

— Craig Ferguson

I am the Saudi Arabia of unhappiness. I have so many reserves of misery that you wouldn't understand. I actually think that's…

— Craig Ferguson

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all…

— Craig Ferguson

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

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I think I'll be Scottish in every movie I write. They always try to talk me out of it, but Woody Allen…

— Craig Ferguson

I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean,…

— Craig Ferguson

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

— Craig Ferguson

I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual…

— Craig Ferguson

I used to love going fishing. I think it was really about the clothes. Nothing says real man like a vest with…

— Craig Ferguson

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing…

— Craig Ferguson