All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Comedy brings out this rage in people: they get furious when they don't like something. I have some lovely hardcore fans. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Beg pardon?" I detected large deposits of vanity. Vanity is the softest of bedrocks to sink shafts into.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are… — Dick Wolf Copy Share Image
The majority of romantic comedy movies have nothing to do with love, but everything to do with infatuation. — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
Even in comedy, I'm always the straight guy, which is okay because that's a skill. But it would be nice to get… — Maura Tierney Copy Share Image
“You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good… — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Look" I narrowed my eyes at Mr. Gorgeous. "I'm kind of in the middle of a nervous breakdown and after that I… — Jennifer L. Hart Copy Share Image
“Politics is scripted for maximum shock that will lead to gossip and speculation. We are living in a sketch comedy zone. Everything… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's the Baker Street division of the detective police force... There's more work to be got out of one of those little… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about… — Kate Walsh Copy Share Image
“It is only after knowing him for some time that you begin to realize you are, to him, an essentially fictional character,… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
“When Scythrop grew up, he was sent, as usual, to a public school, where a little learning was painfully beaten into him,… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
I already have two movies in the can, low-key, which are 'Vincent-N-Roxxy' and 'Keanu' with Key and Peele, which is my first… — Jason Mitchell Copy Share Image
'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' is one of my favorite movies; it's a film that's a human comedy, it's a drama, and… — Josh Trank Copy Share Image
“It is said that the dead are infinitely patient, although it is usually said by the living, and how would they know?” — Lee Battersby Copy Share Image
“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I should’ve been a nun, he says, half aloud, as his feet leave the ledge.” — Dale McGowan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.” — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“Mr. Lundberg: "I asked you for your position on capital punishment." Student: "Prone.” — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans) — Arthur Hoff Copy Share Image
“Life isn't about drinking cool aide. Sometimes you have to take the castor oil too.” — Jennifer Donohoe Copy Share Image
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I can't imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I was trying to be a clinical psychologist for years. But I kept getting stuck in comedy. — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
“Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Yeah. On top of all the comedy promo stuff, we had the added excitement of being constantly shot at. — 2D Copy Share Image
“Zandy Brandy scented lotion - like the Normans, drunk and with soft hands!” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
Have you not love enough to bear with me, when that rash humor which my mother gave me makes me forgetful. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a state between gayety and unconcern,--the act or emanation of a mind at leisure to regard the gratification of another. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too! — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“There are plenty of people who might prefer to go sideways. What about them? How are we to inspire them?” — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“Wear a black bra under your white blouse, like two notes on a sheet of music.” — Caroline de Maigret Copy Share Image
“It doesn't really matter if you're right wing or left wing…as long you're delicious” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Luke Cage: "It's my house! I paid for it with my own money!" Iron Fist: "My money." Luke Cage: "His money, but… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
For a movie's success, comedy must blend with the storyline. Else, comedy might click but the movie will die. — Thambi Ramaiah Copy Share Image
“Life's road is better traveled down in stlye, perferably with a leather jacket and sunglasses” — Quitillian Blue Copy Share Image
