As soon as I get the chance, I'll be back spouting nonsense on the microphone. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
Being a teacher was great, but it wasn't what I wanted to do, so it was ultimately crushing. — Greg Davies Being Copy Share Image
I would say the more significant factor of my starting late is that I developed a sufficiently thick skin to be able… — Greg Davies Comedian Copy Share Image
It's a strange old thing, but I think an awful lot of 'Inbetweeners' fans still don't realise I'm a stand-up. — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
My greatest weakness is... food. If it looks like it's going to taste nice, it goes in my face - simple as… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I have a terrible work ethic. The best way for me to do anything in life is for someone to say, 'You… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The most expensive thing I've ever splashed out on is... a tailor-made suit. It cost £1,400, and it's the best money I… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I think the main thing I'd bring to Chewbacca is middle-aged spread. Chewbacca has looked after himself. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I got to the stage where I physically couldn't carry on unless I gave comedy a go: it was necessity. — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
The state of the world petrifies me as much as it does everyone else at the moment. Anyone who comes to my… — Greg Davies Moment Copy Share Image
I once bought some enormous fireworks that were literally the size of sticks of dynamite. We would go into the field behind… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It's a strange thing when someone passes away. It's always when you're not expecting it that you're affected by it. When we… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as… — Greg Davies Age Copy Share Image
I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
Some of my friends in this business have received awful online abuse, but I've so far pretty much avoided it - and… — Greg Davies Abuse Copy Share Image
One of my friend calls me 'lost to showbiz', but that's only because I don't go for a drink as often as… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Every time I travel, I'm in a rage until I reach my destination. I find myself shouting at suitcases, as if it's… — Greg Davies Anger Copy Share Image
People often tell me that they have no idea how I can do standup. The idea of trying to make a large… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
I had a great time as a teacher, but I was just treading water, as a lot of us do. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I'm just cynical. — Greg Davies Cynical Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Comedian Copy Share Image
I am often driven by necessity, rather than actually doing things like an adult. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I love what I'm doing and will continue to do it, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I am not a father, and the only children that I get close to are my nieces. — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
As anyone who's done any acting will tell you, if you haven't got a malicious evil streak, it's such a joy to… — Greg Davies Acting Copy Share Image
I try and make myself or consenting people I am very close to the victims of my comedy. I don't enjoy bullying… — Greg Davies Bullying Copy Share Image
As far as characters are concerned, Alan Partridge makes me wet myself. I'm currently reading the book and have started talking like… — Greg Davies Book Copy Share Image
I often run teaching down in my standup, but I had some great years, and it's a great job. It represented a… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
I've politely declined a few reality-type things but generally have been asked to do things that I'd enjoy. I'll be doing less… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Every time I wrote a school scene, I thought of that drama studio, because that's where I was a bit lost at… — Greg Davies Actor Copy Share Image
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I'm 6ft 8in, so I feel like I've got full body thrombosis about five hours in if I'm flying in economy. — Greg Davies Body Copy Share Image
