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Humor Quotes by Art Hochberg

156 Humor quotes by Art Hochberg

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A flower’s scent lingers before you even notice the bloom, prompting a quirky question about perception. The jokes explore self‑knowledge, like joining parts of yourself into a team or deciding when to stay sweet or tough. The tone is playful, urging you to be yourself rather than imitate a guru, with a wink at cosmic mysteries.

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“Life with the Guru - there is no manual.”

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“What a trip life is.”

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“Original sin - the big lie.”

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“Do what you gotta do – see what happens.”

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“Be your own independent film channel.”

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“Love everyone. Why not? Give it a try.”

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“God gives you an infinite amount of time.”

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“This is a never-ending story we’re involved in. We’re just part of the acting crew.”

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“Things seem one way, and then another way – you gotta get used to it.”

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“Sometimes just shut off the outside. See what’s playing on the inside.”

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“Sometimes things just don’t make sense, and sometimes they make even less sense.”

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“Men and women relate and understand things differently – period!”

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“You absolutely don't know what's going to happen next - that's surrender.”

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“Why wouldn’t there be divine humor? That’s what the religions sometimes forget.”

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“A prayer is not what you think - it's what you experience.”

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“When you really merge with someone, it’s not that you merge with them, you’re merging with love.”

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“Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind.”

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“If you let your heart rule you, you’ll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom.”

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“There are no coming attractions. It’s all here right now. The whole thing is being created right now.”

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“If it’s always a feeling of just not being good enough – well you gotta let that one go – big time!”

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“There really is only one question, "What is going on here?" There really is only one answer - whatever is up for…

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“I don’t think that God cares about what you think. It’s the actions that count. Actually He doesn’t care what you do…

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“Sometimes it seems that we initiate a scene and sometimes it seems that we’re just taking part in the scene. Actually, we’re…

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“Sometimes things seem out of our hands. They are, mostly. The great paradox is that this thing is totally out of our…

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“You always have to be prepared that the thing we want most desperately to happen may not happen the way we think.…

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“Everyone here now is going to die. But really no one knows what death is really like. Maybe we just take on…

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“The trip is to play your part in the play knowing all along that you are not the one playing the part.…

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“Everybody, everybody, no matter what their position in life, has to give it up. Eventually, we have to let it all go…

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“If you set up your life so that the people you need you, that's ok. If you set up your life so…

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“It’s hard to believe that the truth lies within us. What about the churches, temples, mosques, bibles and scriptures? They offer comfort.…

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“Religions are strange. They seem to be caught in some dream which they won’t give up and trying to convince others of…

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“Sometimes you wonder, “How did I get myself into that scene? Why did I take that on?” You know, you couldn’t really…

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“We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what…

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“In a sense, all life is a prank. We are not who we appear to be and no one else is as…

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“It’s when we limit our choices that we begin to hone in on what we really want to do. This gives us…

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“Everyone has a part in the play – especially little kids.”

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“Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time.”

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“You have as many burdens on your shoulders as you choose to place there.”

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“Everything comes from nowhere. Where is nowhere? An, that's the mystery of our lives.”

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“Don’t do things because you think you ought to – do them because you want to.”

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“How do the eyes see? I don’t think the scientists have a clue about that one. There is a science within science – that’s…

“Join up the different aspects of yourself – sort of like a team.”

“The more we cling to the known, the more fearful we are of the unknown.”

“A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in – it really is as…

“Believe your life has value and you are here for a purpose. What that purpose is, is your life’s work.”

“Sometimes it’s better to not know about something. We don’t always have to fill our head with a lot of stuff we don’t need…

“You know you can be as sweet as you want, or as tough as you want, or both at the same time.”

“Contentment? Hmmmmmmmmm. That’s a really deep one. It requires diving deep into the moment and bringing up that contentment which lies deep within us.…

“Sometimes instead of creating a scene it’s better to quietly slip out of the scene, practically unseen. It saves a lot of drama, unless…

“When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one.”

“Don't try to be like the Guru - be yourself.”

“I don’t think that God cares about what you think. It’s the actions that count. Actually He doesn’t care what you do as long…

“When you get to a point where there’s absolutely nothing you can count on in this world, you’re home free.”

“It’s easy then we’re just doing what’s in front of us – without judging the hell out of ourselves.”

“There is no sense of worshipping a Guru - or anyone for that matter.”