Humor Quotes by Jerry Coleman

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

— Jerry Coleman

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

— Jerry Coleman

What a great hitch to pit!

— Jerry Coleman

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

— Jerry Coleman

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

— Jerry Coleman

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

— Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

— Jerry Coleman

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

— Jerry Coleman

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

— Jerry Coleman

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

— Jerry Coleman

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

— Jerry Coleman

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

— Jerry Coleman

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

— Jerry Coleman

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

— Jerry Coleman

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

— Jerry Coleman

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

— Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

— Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

— Jerry Coleman

Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not…

— Jerry Coleman

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

— Jerry Coleman

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

— Jerry Coleman

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

— Jerry Coleman

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

— Jerry Coleman

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

There's two heads to every coin.

— Jerry Coleman

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

The big ballpark can do it all!

— Jerry Coleman

He can be lethal death.

— Jerry Coleman

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

— Jerry Coleman

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

— Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

— Jerry Coleman