Kids Quotes

Kids are funny.

— Mark Waters

Kids are cruel.

— Jabari Parker

Kids are messy!

— Jennifer Aniston

I love kids.

— Anonymous

Hi u kid

— Jessica

I'd love kids.

— Rylan Clark-Neal

Kids are nice.

— Maria Sakkari

Kids are mostly very resilient.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Kids are important.

— Mike DeWine

Know when to lie to your kids.

— Snoop Dogg

Kids are anarchy writ large.

— Jeffrey Kluger

“Keep learning science, kids.”

— Satan

My kids have terrible taste.

— Travis Knight

I got picked on a lot as a kid.

— Michael K. Williams

Sex is cool until kids happen.

— Green Monk

My mom always made sure I lived my life as a regular kid.

— Soleil Moon Frye

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

— Bill Watterson

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

— Robin Williams

I was the kid that grew up watching Bette Davis films.

— Rebecca Hall

Knowing that I inspire kids - it's a great feeling.

— Julian Dennison

I didn't do the typical things that young kids do.

— Balthazar Getty

Let me see that iPhone again. I wanna see your kids!

— Billy Bush

I'm definitely looking forward to having kids.

— Drew Scott

I'm going to lead by example, and when kids have a question I'll answer it.

— Chipper Jones

It's fun to pretend you're a little kid, you get to use your imagination and live in a world that's not real.

— Lucy Hale

I listened to a lot of stories when I was a kid. My mother told me stories, and I loved them.

— John D. Voelker

Here's to the kids who are so good at hiding how they feel they do it without thinking.

— Anonymous

I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.

— Michelle Obama

Learning to drive is a scary thing for a parent. I had to basically lie to get the keys when I was…

— Rob Mariano

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.

— Andrew Gurland

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

— Emo Philips

There has never in the history of the civilized world been a cohort of kids that is so little affected by adult…

— William Damon

As a little kid, not only is my dad Jo-Jo White, but M. L. Carr is involved in the family, Red Auerbach…

— Brian J. White

For me, the toughest thing for kids to deal with is when the parents are fighting. It's not violence on them -…

— Avi Arad

It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting…

— David Bowick

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my…

— Jim Gaffigan

I was bullied pretty badly especially in middle school. High school was not as bad as middle school, but I was not…

— Cleve Jones

As a kid I watched the Academy Awards on television and always wanted one - or several - like one of my…

— Martin Scorsese

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole…

— Lewis Black

I will be there for my kids.

— Rohan Marley