Humor Quotes by Cassandra Clare

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

— Cassandra Clare

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

— Cassandra Clare

very funny my sarcastic friend

— Cassandra Clare

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

— Cassandra Clare

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

— Cassandra Clare

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

— Cassandra Clare

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

— Cassandra Clare

“Anna shuddered. "Orange is not the colour of seduction, Christopher. Orange is the colour of despair, and pumpkins.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Why do you tell me you love me only when you're drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon”

— Cassandra Clare

“It was a little sexy, Simon said. He felt much better, having fed, and couldn't help but poke at Alec a bit.…

— Cassandra Clare

So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that." "Well, you can go ahead…

— Cassandra Clare

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

— Cassandra Clare

He was wearing a look that she found odd and compelling - that amusement that didn’t seem to pass beyond the surface…

— Cassandra Clare

I forgot," Isabelle muttered as the rest of them caught up to her. "Faeries have no sense of humor." "Oh, I wouldn't…

— Cassandra Clare

“Simon went over to Jace and dropped the soup can into the cart. “So what was all that about?” “I think,” Jace…

— Cassandra Clare

“Let me ask you something,” Simon said. “Do you find me fascinating to be around?” “What was that?” Jace said. “Sorry, I…

— Cassandra Clare

That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can…

— Cassandra Clare

“Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he…

— Cassandra Clare

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are…

— Cassandra Clare

“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of…

— Cassandra Clare

“You're my sister," he said finally. "My sister, my blood, my family. I should want to protect you" - he laughed soundlessly…

— Cassandra Clare

Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I…

— Cassandra Clare

“NOw he's back from the dead and he's come looking for her. Maybe he wants to get back together." (Isabelle) "I doubt…

— Cassandra Clare

“It was Will, filling the doorway with his lanky, broad-shouldred frame. His blue eyes where thunderous. "What are you doing here?" he…

— Cassandra Clare

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?" Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames,…

— Cassandra Clare

“Whatever it is, don't do it!" said Catarina. "It's a bad idea." "And why do you say that?" "Because they're the only…

— Cassandra Clare

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall…

— Cassandra Clare

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway…

— Cassandra Clare

“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?" Alec gave him a very unpleasant look. " What's true?" "Alexander," said Magnus…

— Cassandra Clare

“Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted. Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly. Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of…

— Cassandra Clare

“Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when…

— Cassandra Clare

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. Cecily put her…

— Cassandra Clare

“Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine, beside her, was wided eyed. Sorry…

— Cassandra Clare

“James Carstairs! Jem! Where are you, you disloyal bastard?”

— Cassandra Clare

“Remember how before, I was talking about Dungeons and Dragons? Vividly, Jace said. It was a dark time.”

— Cassandra Clare

“If you'd like to go back in there and try kicking him, I recommend aiming upward and a bit to the left.”

— Cassandra Clare

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”

— Cassandra Clare

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

— Cassandra Clare