Humor Quotes by G.A. Aiken

“You’re too much of a pain in the ass to be pitied.”

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“Your cold, inflexible heart makes me burn to be inside you.” “Charmer.”

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“I know you’re angry,” he told her. “You threw me into a tree.” “I had to.”

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“Izzy. Sweet, beautiful, but eternally strange Izzy.”

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“Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later”

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“An unhappy Briec is an unhappy universe.”

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“Like Mum and that bastard.” “You mean Da?” “Call him what you like.”

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“The fact that he still breathes offends me.”

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“She started it,” Briec stated before holding his “perfect” daughter out to Talaith and announcing, “She looks to need nourishment. Unleash your…

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“Then he stalked off into the woods, leaving Talaith alone. Good. Now I can panic in peace.”

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“How do you live with yourself, Lord Arrogant?” “Very easily, Lady Difficult. I find myself quite charming.”

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“Oh, gods. Not the flying!” “I heard you mounted my sister well enough.” “I want you never to make that statement again.”

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“Well, you didn’t think I’d just roll over, did you?” “Actually I was hoping for an on-all-fours sort of thing.”

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“Husband?” “Aye. Husband.” “The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought he was your servant.”

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“Hello.” She sighed. “Blue. You’re blue.” “I’m Éibhear the Blue.” After eighty-seven years, he never tired of saying that. “Of course you…

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“She turned and pointed at her ass. “And I could be wrong, but I think this thing is even bigger than is…

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“Briec removed his clothes and slipped into bed with her, wrapping his arms around her waist and snuggling her from behind. “Izzy?”…

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“Please don’t hug me. Please don’t hug me. But she did. And now Bram had two sets of black eyes glaring at…

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“Poor thing. If she wasn’t being thrown into trees or attacked by his kin, she was being mystically flung to the ground…

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“She snores,” Morfyd warned. “I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back. “Like a bull in rutting season.” “When we get back…

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“What’s wrong with him?” “Nothing. He’s just. . just. .” “Just what?” “A peacemaker.” And she’d dropped her voice to a whisper.…

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“Whose seal is this? I don’t recognize it.” Annwyl let out a sigh. “The Reinholdt.” “The Reinholdt?” He frowned in thought; then…

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“She released him and Kleitos rubbed his neck, glaring at the two guards outside her door. “And you do nothing?” he demanded.…

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“Of course you don’t trust Braith. You don’t trust anybody,” Ghleanna reminded their brother. “You don’t trust the air.” “Because it tends…

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“Bercelak frowned. “Do we know you?” “I’m Bram,” the dragon said, appearing confused. “I stayed with your parents last summer.” “Oh.” Ghleanna…

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“Fearghus entered what he now considered her chamber, but immediately ducked the book flung at his head. Clearly she’d been waiting for…

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“I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him yourself.” She sat up enough to look him in the eye. “I am not…

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“Found naked with a few of his grandfather’s kitchen maids? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Suggest that…

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“We’re not talking about you. You’re Braith of the Darkness. I’m Addolgar the Cheerful. I’ve earned this name, and you’re ruining it…

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“She wants a truce. With me? Aye. She’s quite. . adamant about it. I can try to put her off until Ghleanna…

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“Braith turned and saw three of her cousins sunning themselves on boulders. Like lizards. Lizards in human form. “What are you doing?”…

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“Annwyl?” Ragnar repeated, suddenly remembering that Keita had said the same name before they’d burst out of the woods. “This is Annwyl?”…

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“He didn’t even apologize as he sat up, staring down at her. Was he angry? She guessed not when he began to…

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“Talaith leaned forward, studied her youngest daughter. “You think you’re evil?” “Pure evil,” Izzy clarified, which got her a rather vicious glare…

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“Braith opened her eyes and screamed at what hovered above her, “Gods! Death comes for me!” The horrifying face of death curled…

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“I’m Queen Rhiannon, but you can call me Queen Rhiannon.”

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“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females…

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“My father helped you with that. . that thing you do?” “Yes. Your father helped me with that peacemaking thing I do…

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“Braith lifted his head from her shoulder, kissed him. Centuries and her kiss still made him as weak as one of her…

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“What are we doing with him?" Briec asked eagerly. "Are we throwing him out a window? Let's throw him out a window!…

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