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“Sometimes all I need is a piece of chocolate and then I can understand you” — Sharon P. Tulloch Copy Share Image
“It’s true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.” — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you really merge with someone, it’s not that you merge with them, you’re merging with love.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Days have a sameness. Even new, they offer little beyond weather changes and sudden deaths.” — Vera Jane Cook Copy Share Image
Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water? — Gallagher Copy Share Image
The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup of the person that you are… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
“I do not expect Henrique Mauricio to conform to my standards of behavior," Alaric said. "I expect him not to do things… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Literally, our show is friendship on display. It's not a written comedy show. It's not a reality show. It's just four friends… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
“Hawk ignored my glare and I knew he was doing this when he got close, hooked me around the neck, yanked me… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“The most dangerous thing of all, and something he wanted to warn me about above all else, the one thing that had… — Mikael Niemi Copy Share Image
