Fool and Stupid are funny twin brothers in the house of Mr Ignorance — Harold Tchaiso Copy Share Image
Of course, my whole theory of comedy is based in reality. The funniest stuff comes from real life. — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“Youre a public menace.You shouldnt be allowed out on your own."said Simon. "Jealousy is such an ugly emotion,Lewis."said Jace.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.” — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things. — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
“There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
“I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially speaking.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
“And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“We'd better go," I say. "It's time for you to make Hmong babies." Toua pulls free from my grasp. "You little--" "Go.… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“Imagine that you have to break someone’s arm. Right or left, doesn’t matter. The point is that you have to break it,… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
“Iúnni cur unni olàs Ningi innúcure itlóra; Lora carús tèrni ritlizi, Titzi cur ane, ane pétora otanna, Rítli, ot tànna, pir dus… — J. V. Foix Copy Share Image
“For instance, in a book entitled Mathematics and the Imagination (published in 1940) the authors, Edward Kasner and James Newman, introduced a… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“Chicken Soup for the Soul". You've heard of these books, am I right? We've all heard of them. But I wonder if… — Marisa de los Santos Copy Share Image
“Phoebe doesn't quite believe in fate the way I do. She says you have to chase your destiny, and she always expects… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
