Lisi Harrison

“Like zero direction”

— Lisi Harrison

“EH.MA.GAWD.”

— Lisi Harrison

“EW.MY.GOD”

— Lisi Harrison

“Ah-ma-zing!”

— Lisi Harrison

“I heart that”

— Lisi Harrison

Truth is beauty

— Lisi Harrison

“Now we are even.”

— Lisi Harrison

Why limit yourself to just one best friend?

— Lisi Harrison

Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.

— Lisi Harrison

“You are such an LBR.”

— Lisi Harrison

“More clench than butt cheeks.”

— Lisi Harrison

One of the best things you can relate to is a detailed story.

— Lisi Harrison

“Anyway, no guy wants to be with a girl if she's not into him. So you did him a favor.”

— Lisi Harrison

Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me?

— Lisi Harrison

“Blame was a luxury they could no longer afford.”

— Lisi Harrison

Is my name V? No... Then why would I follow U?

— Lisi Harrison

“Make your point but don't stab anyone with it.”

— Lisi Harrison

Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy?

— Lisi Harrison

Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch

— Lisi Harrison

When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.

— Lisi Harrison

“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.”

— Lisi Harrison

Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.

— Lisi Harrison

I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in…

— Lisi Harrison

“are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie”

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My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that…

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I was a terrible athlete and a pretty bad student. I couldn't focus. My imagination was always racing.

— Lisi Harrison

“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else? DONE!”

— Lisi Harrison

“The inaugural morning at Merston High was officially over. It was no longer a mysterious place in Melody's imagination, filled with endless…

— Lisi Harrison

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed. "Huh?…

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“The hardest thing about being a parent is watching your kids make mistakes. Our instinct is to protect you. But you're right,…

— Lisi Harrison

“Sooo, I'm tired of people thinking I'm a freak. I know you can't relate to that but -" "Get over it already,…

— Lisi Harrison

Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.…

— Lisi Harrison

Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And…

— Lisi Harrison

Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in…

— Lisi Harrison

“Bekka treated her role has Frankenstein's bride more like an audition to be Brett's bride. Every part of her body had been…

— Lisi Harrison

Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!

— Lisi Harrison

One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block

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She raced for him, propelled by the strength of a thousand regrets.

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Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?…a fashion don't even THINK about it.

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You must be poor. why? cuz ur not making any cents!

— Lisi Harrison