Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me? — Lisi Harrison Help Copy Share Image
“Anyway, no guy wants to be with a girl if she's not into him. So you did him a favor.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy? — Lisi Harrison Acting Copy Share Image
Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it? — Lisi Harrison Brother Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with mistakes? Not that I'd know. No one's ever let me make any.” — Lisi Harrison Failure Copy Share Image
“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked. "No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup. "Then why do you think I give a… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie” — Lisi Harrison Comebacks Copy Share Image
When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal. — Lisi Harrison Beautiful Copy Share Image
“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else? DONE!” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that… — Lisi Harrison Book Copy Share Image
Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Sooo, I'm tired of people thinking I'm a freak. I know you can't relate to that but -" "Get over it already,… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“The hardest thing about being a parent is watching your kids make mistakes. Our instinct is to protect you. But you're right,… — Lisi Harrison Child Copy Share Image
“Bekka treated her role has Frankenstein's bride more like an audition to be Brett's bride. Every part of her body had been… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in… — Lisi Harrison Adidas Copy Share Image
Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Wearing nothing but sweats and a sheer coat of lip gloss, she wiggle through her frosted window and jumped six feet to… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
It was an image Melody would never forget. Or was it the emotions the image conjured - hope, excitement, and fear of… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“The Clique… the only thing harder than getting in is staying in.” — Lisi Harrison Clique Copy Share Image
“Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No." "Then why are you up in my grill? — Lisi Harrison Bbq Copy Share Image
Inspiration is all around us. Don't let the brain limit the mind . — Lisi Harrison Brain Copy Share Image
“Insane was probably the right word, but Clawdeen preferred determined.” — Lisi Harrison Determined Copy Share Image
“I’m not acting!” shouted Cleo. She was in desperate need of more gloss.” — Lisi Harrison Desperate Copy Share Image
I was a terrible athlete and a pretty bad student. I couldn't focus. My imagination was always racing. — Lisi Harrison Athlete Copy Share Image
This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
