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Humor Quotes by Rick Riordan

123 Humor quotes by Rick Riordan

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A cheese wheel flies through a hallway, and a hero shouts, “Cut me a wedge!” The jokes mix gods, monsters, and everyday silliness, like hitting a titan with a plastic hairbrush or apologizing for a cliff‑hanger. The humor feels like a playful game of mythic mischief.

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YEAH! Bring it on, lake!

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“Get up seaweed brain”

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“Bad pony-men! BOO!”

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“Um, uh, gah.”

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“Jason hated being an old man.”

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“Plus, humor is a good way to hide the pain. - Leo”

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“Oh…bank vaults,” Leo said. “Never thought about that.”

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“Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.”

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“Funny, clever and exciting!!!”

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“Where's the dam water fountain I'm thirsty?”

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Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

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“As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.”

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“Just because you kill people doesn't mean your feet should.”

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“Percy: You just hit the lord of the titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.”

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“ So amaze! Such name! Sssssarah with five s's is Still two syllablessssss ”

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“You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.”

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“I'm so hot that I'm willingly get with myself, I just don't know how. What do you say to do that for…

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“ Son of a Midas You, sir, are a stupid-head Here, have an ostrich ”

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“ No building should be A secret from Apollo Or drop bricks on him ”

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“It was guarded by a few demons, but most of Set's forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which…

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“Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or…

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“I guess that was nice of Chiron, for the dogs' sake, but it kind of makes me wonder if he's got a…

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“Chiron looked surprised. “I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.”

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“I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or…

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“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.”

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“The thanes nodded and patted each other on the back as if to say, Yes, wow! We really are wise and open-minded!…

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Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway.…

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“ Of course it's a trap With her, it always is one Trappy McTrapface Britomartis jumped from the ledge and landed in…

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“You're Meg McCaffrey," he decided. "Yep." "Cool. I'm Leo. And, uh..." He pointed at me. "I understand you can, like, control this…

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“This was a few weeks ago," Annabeth said. "Percy told me a crazy story about meeting a boy our near Moriches Bay.…

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“ A quest? Do I have to go on a quest? AC: You may not believe it now, because this is all…

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“Think positive. Tomorrow you’re off to camp! After orientation, you’ve got your date—” “It’s not a date!” I protested. “It’s just Annabeth,…

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“Hermes's eyes twinkled. "Martha, may I have the first package, please?" Martha opened her mouth ... and kept opening it until it…

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“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure…

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“Hapi?" I asked. "Why, yes, I am happy!" Hapi beamed. "I'm always happy because I'm Hapi! Are you happy?" Zia frowned up…

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“Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?”

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“Excercise is nothing more than a depressing reminder that one is not a god.”

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“Nico: With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.”

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Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things.

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“ I wax poetic On the beauty of sewers Real short poem. Done ”

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Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!

“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…

“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”

There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…

“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…

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I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…

“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…

Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?

[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his…