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Humor Quotes by George W. Bush

220 Humor quotes by George W. Bush

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A dog trots beside a president as he muses about running and random thoughts. He jokes about politics, like calling a tax plan “Clinton in nature,” and teases the idea of a universal God in prayer. The tone is casual, self‑aware, and pokes fun at serious topics.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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I read the newspaper.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can…

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One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different…

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with…

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that…

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But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had…

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission.…

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And some needs and hurts are so deep they will only respond to a mentor's touch or a pastor's prayer. Church and…

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and…

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have…

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that…

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Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a…

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I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand…

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I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our…

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And uh, so, I'm running for a reason. I'm answering this question here and the answer is, you cannot lead America to…

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena.…

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In spite of conflicting signals - and in spite of a popular culture that sometimes puts down their innocence - most of…

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I am committed to the First Amendment principles of religious freedom, tolerance, and diversity. Whether Mormon, Methodist, Jewish, or Muslim, Americans should…

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and…

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Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have…

I recognize I am essentially a failed human being in the sense that I can't possibly live up to the expectations of an Almighty.

We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September…

God speaks through me.

For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible - and no one can now doubt the word of America.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

If you take all the food aid, America is by far the most generous country. If you take the direct aid, we're very generous.…

The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free.

“One of our energy strategies is to increase the CAFE standards to 35 miles per hour..”

There's a lot that I want to accomplish.

If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly…

My answer is bring 'em on.

On 9-11, we discovered that we cannot escape from the world. To me personally, this was a life-changing experience, and I realized, as did…

As Americans, we want peace - we work and sacrifice for peace. But there can be no peace if our security depends on the…

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.