“My beef is with feeling forced to have a sense of humor about what I look like. Well, I don’t fucking feel… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
“If there's anything I can do...' is the type of thing every person in the service industry likes to say but doesn't… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
Roses are white nightlock is blue its called Catching Fire not Hunger Games 2 — Priyanka Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She's in the club. The hopelessly-outnumbered-and-surrounded-by-monsters club.” — M.R. Carey Copy Share Image
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
“If I had a dollar for everytime my mother told me god had a plan I'd probably buy a new prada bag.” — Naya Rivera Copy Share Image
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“Annabelle, what happened to you?” Lillian asked the next morning. “You look dreadful. Why aren’t you wearing your riding habit? I thought… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things –… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
When a man says he sees nothing in a book, he very often means that he does not see himself in it:… — Augustus William Hare Copy Share Image
“The office itself was windowless and lined with shelves stuffed to the brim with books each sporting titles more Hellish than the… — Jennifer Rainey Copy Share Image
“There was another group of students already filing down the hall. College students. We looked like babies beside them. The college girls… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“What kind of a place is Expectations?" inquired Milo, unable to see the humor and feeling very doubtful of the little man's… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“you can't buy love and you can't sell it,all u can do is feel it,embrace it,and share it” — Alvin Chris Copy Share Image
“O universo conspira para que eu coma rosquinhas de chocolate amanteigadas.” — Filipe Russo Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be rich or famous in order to get respected.Cuz u can get for free if u just earn… — Carvin Kabelo Copy Share Image
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. — Anne Wilson Schaef Copy Share Image
I think most of my tastes were British, as far as comedy went, when I was growing up. — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
I have done some serious roles earlier and there have been some brilliant comedy roles in my career as well. — Salim Kumar Copy Share Image
“No one will disagree that bringing laughter to children in a dark world is admirable.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Let's talk about the homoerotic undertones in sports," she said. Paul thrust his head forward as if he hadn't heard right. "Excuse… — Deirdre Martin Copy Share Image
“Y'know, if anyone happens to know the name of a good literary agent that will actually return phone calls...” — Rob Steele Copy Share Image
I think comedy has to come from a real place. It has to come from an honest place. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?” — P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast Copy Share Image
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the great upsides about comedy is that you're dealing with really lovely, fun material. — Andre Braugher Copy Share Image
“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli.” — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
Among animals, one has a sense of humor. Humor saves a few steps, it saves years. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
It's such a smart decision for comedy to not try to be relevant or contemporary. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
“And everyone hooted! It was standard practice to hoot. Indicators were and occasional added extra.” — Braam Malherbe Copy Share Image
