“Here lies clever Trevor; Truth was not his friend. He lied until the end; Now, he’ll lie forever.” — Esther Spurrill Jones Copy Share Image
Anyone who does stand-up comedy can agree that doing a late-night spot is a dream of theirs. — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
“Memorial Day weekend is the time we drink up all the booze and eat up all the grub that the soldiers didn't… — Karl Welzein Copy Share Image
“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously. — John Cena Copy Share Image
Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.” — William Davis Copy Share Image
The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
My humour and my work ethic definitely come from my Scottish side, and I have to say the sense of humour doesn't… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black… — Jared Gulian Copy Share Image
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
You get dinged for wanting to do a comedy, then wanting to do a big-budget action film, and then wanting to do… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I wanted 'The South Bank Show' to reflect my own life and that of the team around me; to stretch the accepted… — Melvyn Bragg Copy Share Image
The 'Muppets' were a very big part of my childhood, and 'Flight of the Conchords' definitely has elements of the 'Muppets' in… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke. — John Waters Copy Share Image
“I've been praying to Jesus and the Holy Ghost for patience and I have also mentioned that it would help if I… — Margaret Sartor Copy Share Image
“Yep, I was so mature, I decided I would just have to reward myself by doing the naked lambada with a Federal… — Fiona Skye Copy Share Image
Double Dhamaal' is my first family entertainer and I liked acting in it because it has lots of gags and comedy. — Mallika Sherawat Copy Share Image
Humor is about perspective, and hanging out with people who see life through a similar lens is so important. — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out. — Kevin Feige Copy Share Image
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
“Humor depends on the teller and hearer of the jest standing in the same place.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you’re going on a retreat and eating only… — Maisey Yates Copy Share Image
I don't need to curse & shout at you, I will insult you with my Intelligence's & sense of humor! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“What’s next? The size of my cock?” “Hey, even pencils can get the job done—I’ve heard the moaning from your room to… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“The climate of Barrow is Arctic. Temperatures range from cold as shit to fucking freezing.” — Steve Niles Copy Share Image
“What I feared was the onset of incontinence was simply a mid-laugh crisis.” — Venita Louise Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid! — Jake Anderson Copy Share Image
I love comedy and did a lot of comedy in college. I was in an improv comedy group with my friends. — Kevin Rahm Copy Share Image
If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross Copy Share Image
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. — Uknown Copy Share Image
