Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't...

— Bill Cosby

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

— Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

— Bill Cosby

How long can you tread water?

— Bill Cosby

“only stupid one's”

— Bill Cosby

I was put in remedial everything.

— Bill Cosby

Everybody is not a victim.

— Bill Cosby

“gray hair is gods graffiti”

— Bill Cosby

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

— Bill Cosby

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.

— Bill Cosby

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

— Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

— Bill Cosby

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

— Bill Cosby

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

— Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

— Bill Cosby

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

— Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

— Bill Cosby

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

— Bill Cosby

'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar.

— Bill Cosby

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has…

— Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

— Bill Cosby

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing…

— Bill Cosby

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

— Bill Cosby

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

— Bill Cosby

Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes.…

— Bill Cosby

There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten…

— Bill Cosby

'I Spy' represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in,…

— Bill Cosby

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are…

— Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I…

— Bill Cosby

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In…

— Bill Cosby

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that…

— Bill Cosby

I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities,…

— Bill Cosby

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're…

— Bill Cosby

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a…

— Bill Cosby

Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this…

— Bill Cosby

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What…

— Bill Cosby

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…

— Bill Cosby

My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he…

— Bill Cosby

Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced…

— Bill Cosby

Listen to John Coltrane enough and after two bars, just two bars at any place, and you know that's him. We all…

— Bill Cosby