Parenting Quotes by Bill Cosby

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

— Bill Cosby

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

— Bill Cosby

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.

— Bill Cosby

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

— Bill Cosby

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

— Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

— Bill Cosby

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

— Bill Cosby

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

— Bill Cosby

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear…

— Bill Cosby

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're…

— Bill Cosby

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like…

— Bill Cosby

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

— Bill Cosby

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people…

— Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…

— Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a…

— Bill Cosby

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

— Bill Cosby

On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar...…

— Bill Cosby

We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't…

— Bill Cosby

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as…

— Bill Cosby

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up…

— Bill Cosby

"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I…

— Bill Cosby

My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It…

— Bill Cosby

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no…

— Bill Cosby

If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for…

— Bill Cosby

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I… Like all other children, my five…

— Bill Cosby

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What…

— Bill Cosby

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a…

— Bill Cosby

I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't…

— Bill Cosby

Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother…

— Bill Cosby

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

— Bill Cosby

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

— Bill Cosby

All parents experience the same problems.

— Bill Cosby

“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”

— Bill Cosby

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

— Bill Cosby

We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents.

— Bill Cosby

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

— Bill Cosby

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

— Bill Cosby

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been…

— Bill Cosby

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

— Bill Cosby

My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and…

— Bill Cosby