Amy [ Schumer] is a really, really hilarious writer.She's super funny, and I feel like the core of our senses of humor… — Katie Dippold Copy Share Image
“Is this some kind of joke?” “I have no sense of humor.” She’d heard that about Raphael.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Learn to say no when you know that you are only being used for others benefit.” — Mona Bug-os Copy Share Image
“There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“# Timeless Typecast The most Two Typical things people cant have enough of it forever , A Soul Lifting Story & A… — Madhushree Das Copy Share Image
“Talk Back? That's really what it's called? You're supposed to walk into some church basement and say, 'I'm here to learn how… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
“Oh my hopeful states, my quick deceptions, all beliefs, my humor, always looking for a mistake in myself, minding worthlessly, my tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?' 'It's for you to lie on. Or something.' 'And a watering can?' 'I couldn't find… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“You crossed the entire continent together, and yet neither of you made a move?" She huffed another short hollow laugh. "No wonder… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say in comparison is when I play comedy characters; I definitely put empathy in right up at… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids. I claim - although I know that it's a spurious and… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image