John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Whether it's SFW depends on your W.

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A suicide bomber is a flash mob of one.

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I found God. Where do I turn him in?

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A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down.

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I can't live, if living is without living without you.

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What you can't rise above, you may yet ooze under.

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Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool.

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“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.”

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He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first???

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Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and a movie.

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They say truth is stranger than fiction. If that's true, it's stranger than it would be if it wasn't.

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The ultimate onomatopoeia of truth is a word that makes no sound.

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They say it's lonely at the top. Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party.

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“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.”

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Past, present, future: a collusion to perpetuate a delusion for the sake of an illusion.

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Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now.

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From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN???

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In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need a whole…

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To everyone else, I'm the happiest person in the world. But deep down inside, I'm really only the 12th happiest person in…

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It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to…

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They're called 'tats' and not 'toos' because it's cool to say 'I have a tat too,' but it isn't necessarily cool to…

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Whatever happened to that moment called NOW?

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You run away to join *another* circus.

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It's only a holy grail as long as you don't find it.

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Money is the poot of all evil.

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The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.

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I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum.

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Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled.

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The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.

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It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

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In a tissue paper jungle, the paper tiger is justly feared.

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Don't touch me ... I don't know where I've been.

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Peace through strength. Neutrinos through solid matter.

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Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.

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Let's not do something we'll regret later. Let's do it now!

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If you want it to be heard, don't shout it from the rooftops, whisper it in the basement.

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“I read the Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like eating people is on page 289.”

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Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.

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The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it.

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Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Now if I could just find something that doesn't kill me.

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