How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Secret Copy Share Image
The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Beauty Copy Share Image
If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn't be considered corrupted? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Bribe Copy Share Image
The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Blessings Copy Share Image
Aim for the stars. Even if you miss, you may hit an executive producer. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Astronomy Copy Share Image
Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Home Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Alimony Copy Share Image
Not only is life too short, it has acne and looks geeky in gym clothes. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Gym Copy Share Image
Birds don't sing after a storm, they sing before the next one. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Bird Copy Share Image
Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a lot of… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Question authority. Ask authority if it's lost weight or been working out recently, because it's really looking great. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Authority Copy Share Image
I stand behind my words. It's just hard to see me because they're so much bigger than I am. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
The problem with the Peter Principle is that it assumes somebody somewhere is competent in the first place. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic First place Copy Share Image
The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Hero Copy Share Image
I know how twisters feel. I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
